How I Plan to Fix My Pussy

Is anyone else tired of feeling like their damn pussy is broken?? I sure am and for the past two years I have been brewing a solution to help relieve pain and discomfort during my monthly period. Today I decided to enhance it further with an herbal blend I found on my favourite Herbalist website. Dr Christopher has a herbal blend for countless concerns! The one I am using today is called a Herbal Bolus. It is a blend of herbs mixed with coconut oil which can be inserted into your lady parts (or may also be used rectally) to soothe and nurture the entire reproductive and urinary systems.

EDIT Added May 19 - After using this for several days I have some changes to report. The mess of this experience is really quite something and I have not yet followed up the next morning with part two. During the first treatment, I began menstruating which added to the mess as Im sure you can imagine. While the vagina is a self cleaning organ, I decided to continue using rectally instead. This allows for a much simpler exit in the morning. Once I include the tea, I will report back!. 

 

I will go over the ingredients and method below. First though...

 

Why would I want to go to such extremes you may ask?

The truth is that I know I need some TLC down in that area and I am not excited about the removal of my reproductive organs as a method of treatment. Before becoming a mother, I suffered from cysts on my ovaries. Medicine had no solution for me so that concern was never addressed and then I spent 20 years pregnant and nursing babies. I am a mother of ten and cant help but wonder how we should be supporting our reproductive system after birth and mother hood. Are there any real solutions that embrace and support our bodies?

How about those cysts? Have they resolved? Not likely as I currently experience extreme pain on the ovulation day of my cycle, an indicator and side effect of poly cystic ovarian syndrome.  Using herbal teas specific for menstruation support along with stronger nutrition has helped my monthly cycle become less dreadful so I look forward to going to a deeper level with a protocol specific for the reproductive system.

 

The herbs I used in my preparation were:

Squaw Vine

Slippery Elm

Yellow Dock

Comfrey

Marshmallow Root

Golden Seal

Mullein Leaf

 

Uva Ursi was also recommended on the original formulation but I was unable to source it at time of purchase. Two tablespoons of each herb was blended in a food processor to create a powder or as close as slippery elm can get to a powder, the rest all powdered quite nicely. To this I added 1.5 cups of coconut oil plus some special homegrown infused medicinal oils and blended thoroughly once more. The mixture is then poured into special ice cube trays for water bottles and placed in freezer. Once hardened, remove from tray and place in clearly labelled container.  I recommend using at night with a pad or towel underneath you to collect any leakage. When this is inserted, it will be messy, the coconut oil will melt at body temperature. It is also recommended to follow up with a second herbal preparation in the morning. This preparation will be a tea, held in for as long as possible, lying down will necessary. This second step rinses out the herbs from the first session and I will share more about that blend very soon. 

 

 

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